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Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Dear red, ouchy, long-weekend sunburn,

You've made your point. Now please elegantly fade into a dark, luxurious St. Tropez tan à la Bain de Soleil.

Oh, 1987. You're an idiot.

If only I had slathered on the ol' SPF 2, I wouldn't have the firey-red shoulders of Satan.

Do you blame yourself for your sunburns or do you blame Satan or, like, just the sun?