Oh, 1987. You're an idiot.
If only I had slathered on the ol' SPF 2, I wouldn't have the firey-red shoulders of Satan.
Do you blame yourself for your sunburns or do you blame Satan or, like, just the sun?
Wednesday, August 3, 2011
Dear red, ouchy, long-weekend sunburn,
You've made your point. Now please elegantly fade into a dark, luxurious St. Tropez tan à la Bain de Soleil.
If only I had slathered on the ol' SPF 2, I wouldn't have the firey-red shoulders of Satan.
Do you blame yourself for your sunburns or do you blame Satan or, like, just the sun?
If only I had slathered on the ol' SPF 2, I wouldn't have the firey-red shoulders of Satan.
Do you blame yourself for your sunburns or do you blame Satan or, like, just the sun?
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